opening: BOYPS! immediate hiring! applicants please inquire inside!

wahaha! on a quest to find THE ONE... the one who will morph from a slimy toad to a handsome prince, the street urchin who will show me a whole new world, the beast who has a kind heart, the prince who will wake me from this nightmare with a kiss, etc. etc. ...you probably noticed that i am a big fan of disney animated fairy tales. teehee! i have listed some "qualities" i wish my future boyps would have. wish lang naman eh.

MALINIS. i don't like guys who have dirt under their fingernails. who look like they haven't washed their hair for a week. who look like they haven't changed clothes for a couple of days. ayoko rin ng gumagamit ng brief na may side A and B. i want someone who looks neat. somebody who makes sure that he took lessons on proper hygiene and is practicing what he learned.

MABANGO. i have this fetish for smelling people. if you smell that good, you better watch out for me! i'll be all over you before you can say "wuff!" if you stink, hindi kita friend. just kidding. i just wouldn't be able to think of you as a potential boyps. hehe. i mean, who would?

teka parang commercial na 'to ng sabong panlaba? hmm...

ROMANTIC. i want somebody who'll do romantic things for me. hindi naman kailangan gumastos dito. basta maging creative lang sya. hehehe. basta maramdaman ko na ako lang ang babae na mamahalin nya. wahaha! selfish ako eh.

PATIENT. somebody who'll never get tired of my kakulitan, corny jokes and crazy antics. Ü yeah...i'm a lunatic!

HONEST. i hate liars! as if hindi kita mahuhuli kapag nagsisinungaling ka.

PRESENTABLE. pwede na sa akin kung Marc Nelson look-alike ka. hehe. just kidding. basta may konting fashion sense pwede na. walang strict height requirement pero kung pwede sana at least magkasinglaki man lang tayo. kung pwede rin ay wala kang deformities (baka mamaya 3 pala nipples mo. pero kung HONEST ka naman tungkol dun baka pumasa na rin). kung pwede rin sana medyo may muscles man lang. hehe. hindi naman kailangan na buffed na tipong magpuputukan na ang mga ugat mo sa braso. aba, nakakatakot na yun ha.

HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. in short, corny. hehe. dapat nasasakyan ko naman ang jokes mo at napapatawa mo ako.

HAS A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE. not necessarily a professional driver's license dahil hindi ako naghahanap ng driver. hindi ko na itatanong ang net income mo. ok lang sa akin magcommute. ok lang sa akin kung wala kang kotse (pero kung meron eh di mabuti!). pero sana minsan ako naman ang nasa passenger seat. nakakapagod din magdrive ha.

NON-SMOKER. ayoko sa mga naninigarilyo. smoking is bad for your health... and mine too! aside from that, it's not environment friendly. wag ka ng dumagdag sa pollution sa mundo!


hmm...yan na lng muna. saka ko na dadagdagan pa kapag naisip ko na yung iba.

*if you are qualified, please send your comprehensive resume to clebibadoobi@yahoo.com. Attach 1 full-body picture and 1 close-up picture. Only qualified applicants will be entertained! hahaha. sineryoso.

*if you are gay but have the above-mentioned qualities, please feel free to approach me. we might turn out to be great friends! hehehe. at bka ikaw pala ang may kilala kay future boyps. wahaha.

God, what's taking him so long. ay baka her pala! ;)

ADDENDUM:(mataas standards ko eh. wahaha.)

MUSICALLY-INCLINED. preferably a singer. i want to be serenaded. pwede na rin basta marunong tumugtog ng kahit anong musical instrument. hehe. gusto ko balang araw na magkatuluyan man kami at ikasal eh magduet kami sa reception. hehe. ang romantic!

SWEET. gusto ko nilalambing ako palagi kasi malambing din ako. i want to be showered with hugs and kisses! (teka, hindi ba chocolates yun? sarap!) pero wag naman over. baka langgamin tayo nyan! pero ayoko naman yung nagba-baby talk. hindi nako baby!!!

GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST. i want somebody whom i can discuss with a wide range of topics. kababawan man o kalaliman. (corny ko talaga!!!)

REALISTIC. ayoko ng nagpro-promise ng kung anu-ano tapos di naman pala tutuparin. i don't expect more than what is realistically possible. sabi nga...magpakatotoo ka sister! kung di mo kaya eh di wag mo sabihin na kaya mo. ayoko ng pinapaasa. bad yun.

tama na nga at baka wala ng pumasa. hehehe.